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Saturday, October 25, 2008

[Oh man... Tuesday = DOOMS DAY]

Its gonna be the dreaded paper....
E....history....
*Shudder*
Guess what. I'm not gonna study cold war.
Hahas. I'm gonna study Adolf Hitler
and know every single thing about him!
Added to what i already know...
like this song... Hilarious...
Mr. Singh told us about this once...


Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
Land of soap and water,
Hitler's having a bath.
Churchill's looking through the keyhole,
Having a jolly good laugh
Be..e..e..e..cause...
Göring has only got one ball
Hitler's [are] so very small
Himmler's so very similar
And Goebbels has no balls at all
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is on the kitchen wall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small
She threw it over Germany,
It landed in the deep blue sea,
The fishes got out their dishes,
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.
She threw it into a conker tree
It missed and went into to the sea
The fishes got out their dishes,
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.

HAHA! Quite sick but good for a laugh.
For now.
The History Paper's calling out to me....
"Laugh now while you caaaaaannnnn..."
Brrrr. Right.
Time to study before i get haunted
by hitler's ball-less ghost! LOLS!

4:58 PM

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16/01/1992
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